About Me
- Eric 'Danger' Laurence Paluch
- Born in an icy creek in the Andes Mountains, (where, coincidentally, he was also conceived) Eric "Danger" Paluch learned early that life wasn't always easy. His father, a one-legged, diamond merchant from Sao Paulo, and his mother, a 14-year-old midget gypsy from Madrid, taught Eric the harder side of life through constant brandings and polonged exposure to salt water. These things, among other more graphic and disturbing forms of "education" that are many times illegal or considered immoral, helped get Eric to where he is today. After a short stint deep in the backwoods of Whitehall, Michigan living in a trailer with no running water or electricity and a hunting dog named Jäger and then a retirement community with no one under the age of 55 within a 5-mile radius, Eric is currently in South Carolina probably on MySpace or the Facebook this very instant or reading about Photography instead of "real" job hunting. He now works as a Assistant Photographer in Atlanta, taking sexy photos of the corners of buildings or tables. He also sells cameras to people that don't know how to use them, moonlights as a waiter and, lastly, waits as a moonlighter.
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